Ear: Santa house

If anyone asks you what Santa’s house looks like, Zillow has the answer. Built in 1822, it’s a “magical North Pole retreat nestled on 25 idyllic acres,” with a “glimpse into the enchanting life of Santa and Mrs. Claus.”

“Inside these log cabin walls, you’ll discover a cozy storybook abode brimming with warmth and charm. The open-concept living room boasts a grand hearth, adorned with stockings hung by the chimney with care.

“The kitchen is a delight, perfect for whipping up batches of gingerbread cookies and pots of steaming-hot cocoa for visiting elves. Upstairs, you’ll find Santa’s mailroom and office, a secluded space for letter reading, route planning and researching who’s naughty and nice.”

Outside, it’s a “winter wonderland” with a reindeer stable and feeding station, a detached garage for the sled and, of course, the toy workshop. And, if you take the 3D tour, there are 17 items to find.

OK, so it’s not an actual listing. It’s still a fun and cheery diversion, even for adults. (Photo: Zillow)