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According to a press release, FOX’s “Hotel Hell” is searching all over Oregon for “hotels, motels or inns that include food service, and that need to make some serious changes.”

“If you’re struggling due to bad reviews, bad management, bad customers, the bad economy or bad employees or just can’t figure out how to keep up, Gordon Ramsay (pictured) and his team of experts will come to the rescue and attempt to turn around the fortunes of dedicated and determined hospitality industry owners

“ … If you are an owner, an employee or if you know of an establishment that needs help (even if they don’t realize it) please apply now at: www.hotelhellcasting.com. Inquiries can also be made by phone to 323-580-6324.”

By the way, last year the show tried hard to revive the Monticello Hotel in Longview, Wash. In case you’re wondering — nope, it didn’t work.

Any suggestions?

— Elleda Wilson