Nothing screams “fun” more than going to the car wash drunk. But don’t go drunk and hungry. Bad mix …

From dispatch: “Intoxicated man looking for his gold chocolate coin in the car wash.”

Follow reporter Kyle Spurr on his 9-1-What? Twitter watch, where a few of the sometimes head-scratching calls to area dispatch take center stage. The full feed is at www.twitter.com/9_1_WHAT.

https://twitter.com/9_1_WHAT/status/776121490257252352

{9/5 @ 4:23 p.m.} Report of man lying in the grass. Man contacted. He was just lying in the grass. #Astoria

https://twitter.com/9_1_WHAT/status/776122316870660096

{9/9 @ 3 p.m.} Five men in boxers climbing on the 6th Street Viewing Platform. #Astoria

https://twitter.com/9_1_WHAT/status/776122440611041280

{9/9 @ 9:19 p.m.} Half a dozen kids loitering in the area. #Astoria

https://twitter.com/9_1_WHAT/status/776122749899067392

{9/10 @ 4:53 p.m.} Caller reported a man who is “higher than a kite.” #Astoria

https://twitter.com/9_1_WHAT/status/776123028061040640

{9/13 @ 10:55 p.m.} Intoxicated man looking for his gold chocolate coin in the car wash. #Astoria