Ear: Goonies

Well, now that the possibility of a “The Goonies” sequel is essentially nil after the death of director Richard Donner, software developer Blueprint Gaming has something for the disappointed legions of the movie’s fans: A new online slot machine game, “The Goonies Return.”

“The original slot, inspired by the cult classic film, proved to be an overwhelming success and continues to attract players to this day,” Jo Purvis, of Blueprint Gaming, said.

“With this new installment, we are providing fans of ‘The Goonies’ with the sequel they truly deserve, as well as an exciting new gaming experience for players worldwide.” Hold onto your wallet.