Looking for something sublimely ridiculous to waste some time on during this holiday season? Go ahead and Elf Yourself at elfyourself.com, along with 1.7 billion others.

You can also “elf” significant others, parents, dogs, cats, you name it. (Hopefully George the Cat will forgive the assault upon his dignity, pictured.) The more the merrier, as you’re allowed to “elf” up to five humans/pets/whatever at a time. You can be elfing in the workshop, or hip-hop dancing or at an office party … there are several venues in which to embarrass yourself.

And, just think: The website not only gives you the option to make a horse’s patoot out of yourself and your unwitting victims, better yet, it lets you post the video to social media. If you do, though, you’ll probably end up with coal in your stocking. At least