“Do you have a shop chicken?” Mindy Stokes inquired. “Pacific Window Restoration does. Pictured is Adam Dean, employee of PWR, with Ruby Jr. When Adam isn’t glazing, stripping, or painting, he’s busy serenading the chicken. Adam plays a variety of songs for Ruby, including ‘Do the Funky Chicken’ and ‘Chicken Strut.’”

So, where is business owner Katie Rathmell during the festivities? “Fabricating windows, of course,” Mindy assured the Ear. “She won’t get caught dancing with the chicken. At least not on camera.”

— Elleda Wilson