Are the GOONIES really headed to BROADWAY? There have been rumblings to that effect for a while now. At last a new news nugget:

EMPIREONLINE.COM recently posted a quote from RICHARD DONNER, who said, “It’s been taking forever, but that long process just got a lot shorter. There’s a great writer/producer called TIM LONG who does musicals on The Simpsons, which are classic. He just delivered a treatment of The Goonies as a musical, and it’s great!”

So maybe the Truffle Shuffle will hit the Great White Way sooner, rather than later?