Goonies IQ test
Published 5:00 pm Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Find out how much you really know about the Goon Docks
1. What is the name of the Goonies’ local newspaper?
A. Astoria Journal
B. Astoria Times
C. Astoria Ledger
D. Oregon Coast Journal
2. What is the make and model of the Fratellis’ ORV (Off-Road Vehicle)?
A. Ford Explorer
B. Toyota 4Runner
C. Chevy Blazer
D. Jeep Cherokee
3. What is the color of Brand’s bandana?
A. Black
B. Blue
C. Red
D. Green
4. Which is NOT an ice cream flavor Chunk discovers in the freezer with the stiff?
A. Rocky Road
B. Mississippi Mud
C. Apple
D. Chocolate Eruption
5. True or false: Troy is reading ?Guns & Ammo? magazine when he gets ?thrown? from the toilet.
A. True
B. False
6. True or false: Mouth steps on and breaks Stef’s glasses.
A. True
B. False
7. In what grade did Chunk say he ?…knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…??
A.Third
B. Fifth
C. Fourth
D. Sixth
8. What was the name of the wishing well that the Goonies discover?
A. Astoria Park
B. Moss Garden
C. Garden Grove
D. Willow Park
9. Fill in the blank to complete this quote by Andy: ?I’m not _______, you know!?
A. Elton John
B. Bach
C. Beethoven
D. Liberace
10. Who is the first to get on the waterslide?
A. Mouth
B. Mikey
C. Data
D. Stef
11. Which eye is One-Eyed Willie missing?
A. Left
B. Right
12. Who punched Mama Fratelli before jumping off the ship?
A. Mouth
B. Sloth
C. Chunk
D. Stef
13. When Francis is swimming away from the ship, what is he holding in his mouth?
A. A rope
B. A knife
C. His toupee
D. A strand of pearls
14. True or false: When the beach patrol spots the Goonies after they escape from the cave, one of the guys calls them ?boogers.?
A. True
B. False
15. When the police point their guns at Sloth, what does Chunk cover Sloth with?
A. A pizza box
B. A jacket
C. A blanket
D. Himself
1. C. Astoria Ledger. You can see the title of the paper with the Fratellis’ picture on the front page.
2. D. Jeep Cherokee. You can see it when Chunk discovers the vehicle next to the restaurant. “ORV … bulletholes. Bulletholes!”
3. C. Red.
4. A. Rocky Road. Rocky Road is an ice cream flavor mentioned in the movie. Sloth offers it to him, but it’s not one of the original flavors Chunk gets excited about in the freezer.
5. A. True. He’s such a manly man … until he calls for his daddy!
6. B. False. Mikey does. “I found your glasses.”
7. B. Fifth. He also pigged out at a camp for fat kids, glued a toupee to his face when he played Moses in his Hebrew School play and dumped fake puke all over the audience in a movie theater.
8. B. Moss Garden. Why hasn’t anyone collected this money before?
9. D. Liberace. “I think it’s A sharp, maybe B flat.” “If you hit the wrong note, we’ll all be flat.”
10. B. Mikey. He’s also the first to exit, even though they all pop out of different spots before they splash down.
11. A. Left.
12. D. Stef.
13. C. His toupee. Even though he says he doesn’t wear a hairpiece.
14. B. False. He calls them “Goobers.”
15. A. A pizza box. Domino’s … Chunk’s favorite!